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I farted..

meandthebeast
meandthebeast
And dont move this.. It was very depressing..
meandthebeast
meandthebeast
thanks Baz.. lmao..
meandthebeast
meandthebeast
hmmmmmmmmmmm.. cauliflower.. smells like caulflower.. no liver though.. roflmao
Community LeaderThePepperMan
ThePepperMan
I think people have lost sight of reality when they deny the soothing power of a good out-gassing experience.
MoroseMary
MoroseMary
i couldn't help but this just made my day :)
awakendwoman
awakendwoman
wow, I wondered who did it.... phewwwwwwwwww! lolol
deleted_user
deleted_user
What she's not telling you is that she followed through in spectacular style.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I just got back from a meeting with my psychotherapist and she farted when we just got started talking. Actually, I was in the middle of a sentence when she did it and I tried to make it look as though I didn't notice it but I totally lost my train of thought and had to wing-it for awhile until I regained my train of thought again. I don't think I did a good job of trying to pretend I didnt' notice. LOL.
Testycatlady
Testycatlady
Oh MAN! Was that what I smelled earlier? And here I thought that the gas station next door had another spill......
deleted_user
deleted_user
My social worker burped as he spoke to me today. He just ate cheesy Doritos. I won't be eating those any time soon.
meandthebeast
meandthebeast
lmao inhishands.. I would have last so hard I would have cried..
I was at the chiropractor the other day and one of the docs was cracking a ladies back and she farted so loud it almost knocked the doc over.. I laughed so hard.. glad I was in my own little room.. Now I make sure that I hold my stomache in when I go to the chiro.. rolflma

Stevey, how did you know?
deleted_user
deleted_user
i farted when my chiropractor was checking my back once and then there was the time getting a massage.... how embarassing but they would see the major butt cheek quiver if i tried to hold it in
deleted_user
deleted_user
OMG that is too funny,...LMAO,...inhishands,.stevey,.and mean,..
I have patients fart all the time,...LOL,....
deleted_user
deleted_user
beans, beans, the magical fruit...

not really a fruit, liar song :P
Can you believe my BF never heard of that song? I said what planet are you from?
Testycatlady
Testycatlady
I've been lucky so far when it comes to farting and examinations... One of my friends tho, farted during a rectal exam... Now he was so embarrassed... He hasn't been back to see his Dr. in over 2 years...
LOL
deleted_user
deleted_user
I can see how that would be depressing...wait, no not really.
OMG, farting around professionals trying to work!