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Depression is a real and debilitating condition that is often misunderstood by family and friends. Its meaning can range from a prolonged period of sadness to an actual mental illness with specific symptoms. Find and share experiences with others who are going through the same struggles.

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meandthebeast 01/28/2009

OK OK OK.. I know I talk alot about farts and wetting my suit but I have this to share..

And dont move it cause its real depressing for me.

My sons dog is an albino Boxer.. I love him lots. But yesterday and today, he has come into the office, laid down and farted the worst shit I have ever smelt.. I mean really. He doesnt eat human food so he hasnt changed his diet but he is on some medications and pain pills.

I swear, I have never smelt anything worse in my life.. My son yells at him and then he comes and hides under my desk and farts there.. Is this payment back to me for my fart appreciation?

Rainer 01/28/2009

Hahahahahahahaha. See, we ARE twins. I'm even starting to rub off on you. Lol.

Hey beastie... left foot blue.

winny 01/28/2009

meanie ur so disgusting! why cant u be all ladylike like me? wouldnt catch me talking of gross things. then again im not american :P

Testycatlady 01/28/2009

Hey winny.. Hows the toenail collection coming? *snicker..

meandthebeast 01/28/2009

* right hand red *.. yea, Winny, I know you would never talk about farts.. is that what they call them in the UK? roflmao

winny 01/28/2009

yes we call them farts. pumps if ur posh and polite!

repoman1 01/28/2009

Warning do not lite a match !!!!!!!!!!

meandthebeast 01/28/2009

no shit.. I mean no kidding.. a pump huh.. well here *pump this * lmao

Rainer 01/28/2009

So the American expression "pump up the volume" in the UK would mean fart louder?

deleted_user 01/28/2009

rofl:)

Testycatlady 01/28/2009

Count yourself lucky beastie. At least your puppy's farts are not accompanied by liquid diarrhoea...

meandthebeast 01/28/2009

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.. liquid diarreha.. ok.. yea, Im pretty lucky I guess..
Hey Testy? Want to pull my finger?

Rainer 01/28/2009

Wait... Before you do that Testy, let me just do something real quick.

*holds nose and sprays air freshener*

deleted_user 01/28/2009

LMAO! Here's a joke for you, since you brought this up:
Q)" Why do farts smell?"
A)So, deaf peolpe can enjoy them too! LOL!

Share, share, share!

meandthebeast 01/28/2009

thats good Kurt.. lmao.. and do you want to pull my finger?

Testycatlady 01/28/2009

It's all covered in my "Caution... May trigger..." post. Poor kitty.
Can I grab a clothes pin for my nose before pulling your finger beastie?

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