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meandthebeast 01/28/2009

OK OK OK.. I know I talk alot about farts and wetting my suit but I have this to share..

And dont move it cause its real depressing for me.

My sons dog is an albino Boxer.. I love him lots. But yesterday and today, he has come into the office, laid down and farted the worst shit I have ever smelt.. I mean really. He doesnt eat human food so he hasnt changed his diet but he is on some medications and pain pills.

I swear, I have never smelt anything worse in my life.. My son yells at him and then he comes and hides under my desk and farts there.. Is this payment back to me for my fart appreciation?

deleted_user 01/28/2009

LMAO,..aww,.the poor dog,..he must feel safe around you,....I guess you are going to have to deal with it,....LOL

deleted_user 01/28/2009

I too had a boxer dog for 12 years and she farted a lot!! And trust me, they were NEVER silent ones.......lol

GROSS!!..lol

xx

deleted_user 01/28/2009

Clearly you are a kindred spirit....that dog can sense that you really understand farts. It's a gift, really.

meandthebeast 01/28/2009

awwwwwwwwwwww.. he is under my desk now and Ryan told me if he farts to tell Cash to get out.. Like he knows what a fart it.. lmao

ZAZAS 01/28/2009

albino boxer, sound beautiful. He must think it ok to do as he sees. (lol)

Rainer 01/28/2009

Umm............. that wasn't the dog farting.

*hangs head in shame*

deleted_user 01/28/2009

LMAO.. OMG.. thank you.. I needed that laugh!

meandthebeast 01/28/2009

Rainer, I should have known it was you and not my faithful dog.. *Rainer is my twin attached at the shoulder and drools in my hair at times*

Rainer 01/28/2009

I didn't think you'd find out so soon. That's why I always call the dog in when I need the fart...but I can no longer live in the lie.

meandthebeast 01/28/2009

* puts a dog bone in Rainers mouth *

deleted_user 01/28/2009

I ALWAYS get farted on. Just think yourself lucky it's just a dog. I've been farted on by many a dog but there's nothing quite like being farted ON by a fully grown male.

Regardless of odor, it's all about intent. The dog probably doesn't know he's directing it at you. People DO!

Rainer 01/28/2009

You know that's just going to make me drool more, right? ; )

deleted_user 01/28/2009

Awww meandbeast that is just how Bubby shows me love ..... you would think little dogs dont hold much punch when it comes to pooting ....... mine can gas out the house house

Testycatlady 01/28/2009

Ah poor blighter... I've had similar problems with my kitties at times.
My heart goes out to you...

meandthebeast 01/28/2009

* omg.. he wont stop * I just threw up a little in my mouth.. * I got that from Rainer*

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