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What event would your ex win gold in

happywannab
happywannab
if there was such an event in the olympics?

If there was a Crown Royal shot event, my exhusband would take gold, I believe.

Ex fiance would excel in the lie and justify marathon!

What event would your ex be a champion in for sure???
lycesq
lycesq
The fart competition for sure!

Lynne
happywannab
happywannab
He would have had some competition fromthe Crown Royal Shot Medalist too LOL
lycesq
lycesq
My best friend who is over here is dying of laughter at my response and this thread!

It's too bad it got started late, but I hope we hear from some of the others because this is a great thread!

Lynne
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh, lordy! This is gonna have an "athalon" after it. Let's see, the lyingcheatingstealingschemingnarcissiticselfishlazyabusiveathalon. Gold medal all the way.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Lynne, my ex could give your ex a run for the money in the fart competition. He was so bad the dog would leave the room! LMAO..

His breath almost knocked me out. He drank almost every day then came to bed smelling like a brewery and slept with his mouth open., I needed a gas mask from the farts and the belches. Ugh.

So happy I can breathe now!
happywannab
happywannab
Thanks, after I listed my events so many others have come to mind. Burping to be judged by both smell and sound or maybe best stripes in underwear competition? I must be tired I am cracking myself up!
happywannab
happywannab
I almost forgot snoring, current boyfriend is giving it hell right now. Shoot for the stars baby may be a medal in your future!
MsBlank1
MsBlank1
Mine could win the gold medal for extremely bad breath......lieing......and dragging a divorce out to 5 years......
Oh wait.....I need the meddle for not losing my mind!
patti22
patti22
Sitting silent not saying a word.
deleted_user
deleted_user
((Patti))) Isn't that just the worst thing? Silence is not always golden.
lycesq
lycesq
Kimmeee - I laughed out loud at your response, startling poor Alice. Poor Kimmeee and poor dog!

Lynne
deleted_user
deleted_user
Mine would place in the "I will promise but not deliver" Extreme Games.
deleted_user
deleted_user
The woman I loved would win the Gold for Lindy Hop. She is in my opinion a really passionate dancer and really works hard on her craft. She has been told on many occasions she is one of the best follows in Chicago. I admire the way she can dumb down her dance to leads like myself and still hang with tops leads in the country.
deleted_user
deleted_user
The Desert! I am shocked! I, too am a lindy hopper...once one of the best followers in Boston, but now I am a mom and have given it up. A kindred lindy hop spirit!

BTW, your post is suspiciously positive while everyone is ragging on their exes!

My ex-husb would win the gold metal for procrastination. My ex-bf would win the gold for feeling miserable all the time. lol. I can pick 'em.
deleted_user
deleted_user
I dont know. I don't think bashing my ex gets me anywhere at this point, so she wouldnt win any medals