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What event would your ex win gold in

happywannab
happywannab
if there was such an event in the olympics?

If there was a Crown Royal shot event, my exhusband would take gold, I believe.

Ex fiance would excel in the lie and justify marathon!

What event would your ex be a champion in for sure???
Skwerl
Skwerl
What can I say, it was a lonely marriage. At least I didn't cheat... (emphasis on the "I").
lycesq
lycesq
Got it - and my sympathies!

Lynne
deleted_user
deleted_user
my ex... GOLD FOR BEST IMPRESSION OF A WALL!! ...cuz that's what i talked 2 for 11 yrs, and still do when it comes to the kids!! Ha!
MsViv
MsViv
What about the lying lip flapping event. Mine would win the gold in that - hands down
deleted_user
deleted_user
if playing the martyr was an Olympic sport my stbx would never be off the winners podium!
deleted_user
deleted_user
hmmm I have to say either The "Accidental" Fart in public or Fuck-A-Thons with girls who never learn then names oh and "accidental" fuckings minors.. oops. Oh and letting your wife walk in on screwing strange women in their home! -grumble grumble- so glad that asshole out of my life.
deleted_user
deleted_user
eating...he got FAT FAT FAT...and he left me because I was not the "whole package"...he is more than a 'package' now!

*waves at his ghost reader of DS*
deleted_user
deleted_user
Unable to make decisions - Gold medal
Lying - Silver
Screwing people - only the bronze. Depending on which kind of screwing we are talking about, he is not too skilled.
deleted_user
deleted_user
DAB can grill? that blows the 'only assholes can grill theory' and also gives me DS cook out ideas..!

Mine would also win man with most hair products. *waves at the ex*