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What event would your ex win gold in

happywannab
happywannab
if there was such an event in the olympics?

If there was a Crown Royal shot event, my exhusband would take gold, I believe.

Ex fiance would excel in the lie and justify marathon!

What event would your ex be a champion in for sure???
lycesq
lycesq
Oh heck, let's just BBQ Paul for the hell of it (lol)

Lynne
deleted_user
deleted_user
I can BBQ and I would love to be BBQ thanks girls. :)
pemdcat
pemdcat
Ass Chewing Champion without a doubt. and she could take the Gold in the negativity and nasty event..... hands down....
deleted_user
deleted_user
A dead rat now thats to the point
deleted_user
deleted_user
Kinda funny that there aren't many men on this thread. I'd be interested to see what some of their answers would be.

Nah, not manbashing.
llmt
llmt
We seem to have a theme here but lying, cheating, mental abuse, and making me think I was crazy when confronted on texts and emails...hmmm.
llmt
llmt
Oh and evidently masturbating since he presumably did that all the time cuz I gave him none.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Growing his toenails longer than anyone else. At night I didn't know if it was him or the dog walking across the hardwood floors.
happywannab
happywannab
Long toenails yuck! Thats a new one. Bet that was fun in bed, do you still bare the scares? LOL
deleted_user
deleted_user
A few, went through a lot of sheets too.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Whoa, ladies, EASY on the guys that like to grill.....

*goes outside and hugs the Weber grill*
Skwerl
Skwerl
Mine would get one gold in suppressing her feelings and putting up walls, and another in pushing people away that love her away while blaming them. We'd both get the gold in pairs non-communication.

Sorry L, I'll always win the gold in (singles) masturbation. No contest. I can hear the national anthem starting up now...
lycesq
lycesq
Wind, I like you, but ewwwwwww - TMI!

Lynne
lycesq
lycesq
nabbing 60 on the fucking ex's thread.

Lynne
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh, my ex would take gold medal in the pot smoking competition ... and the taking-things-personally event, too ...