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I am curious as to what people expect when they are dating other people. If it hasn't happened already, most people here will eventually enter the dating scene. If I had two or three dates set up for this week, is it their right to know about the other dates I am planning to go on? I mean going on a date is simply like a job interview, right? Would you be mad at me if I was dating you and you found out that I had also been talking to a few other people?
YAYA I am uhhmhmhm Yeah I am twenty one years old. Put down the gun.
Hey Frank is forty and looking at dating twenty year olds from hooters. Shoot him.
Just stop being so picky, Yaya. I'm sure your local state penitentiary has oodles of eligible bachelors for you to pick from.
Yaya, that egg salad better come with Romaine lettuce then damnit
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Sounds like you need a nice message and relaxing day at the spa.
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Here are the rules, ladies.
If a guy buys you a burger, he gets a closed-mouth kiss.
If he buys you the Supersize value meal, then it's tongue city.
If he gets you Italian for dinner, you need to let him feel up your shirt.
If he buys you seafood: handjobs.
Steak = Giving up the vajayjay.
French, though? I'm sorry, but you have to give him the holiest of holies.
This has been a public service announcement.
FtG: "A slap and a tickle.
But only if it's fresh-roasted Italian coffee.
Otherwise, nothing."
As far as movies go, if you make him take you to see a movie with "Traveling Pants" or "Yaya" in its title, you may as well have had a spicy tuna roll for dinner. YouknowwhatI'msayin'?
And heaven forbid, but if you make him watch "The English Patient," you owe him a threesome."
If, on the other hand, you go to see "The Matrix" and it was YOUR IDEA, he needs to go down on you like a fat kid on a piece of chocolate cake."
How sheltered you must be.
Ask Soon to use his imagination and educate you. He'll come up with something.
I actually was shocked Frank you have the steak dinner as the giver up over seafood.