Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
Rman
I thought I felt a little something extra in there...
deleted_user
yeah i can see your goin through them cigarettes real quick there rman lol
deleted_user
Alcohol and tobacco is good for childhood development....yeah yeah true story...keep going you little bundle joy! :)
deleted_user
*of joy*...see I didn't smoke and drink as a baby and now I can't write a sentence to save my live!
deleted_user
lol. for smarter babies get em drunk and puffin a pack a day. theyll be einsteins
Rman
*passes dolphin a beer and a carton of smokes*
deleted_user
thanks Rman, it's too late for me though, I'm a dumbass already, damage is done
Rman
These are magic smokes, though...they make you go back in time to when you were my age. That way, me and you can date and hang out in our diapers...
deleted_user
Magic smokes....pass them over...got some weed too? apparently if smoked between the age of 0-2 it reinforces your immune system...again true story!....I'm already hanging out in diapers...does that count?
Rman
yes...yes it does.
deleted_user
seriously it does? see it is true, you learn something new every day lol
Rman
Of course it's true, azareth...everyone knows it's healthy for a baby to smoke weed and cigs...duh...
deleted_user
That stuff made my hair fall out!! I must have been doing something wrong!
deleted_user
were you inhaling wd? theres your problem right there. get it all up in your lungs
deleted_user
trust me AZ, I'm a very reliable source...ask my mother.
deleted_user
do a lot of research? or do you just watch the news like a hawk? my buddy does that
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