Wow, a dryer sheet is all it takes for you to notice a "little something extra in there"?

Poor guy

((((Rman**

shut up, SFY...

*lol-ing*

Alright pass on the sombrero then....but only if you agree to follow the corona with shots of tequila...

deal! But, I don't like the worms.....

OMG...one time when I used to do tequila shots...

mmmm tequila (thinks about a patron shot) :)

One time when I was still a young teenager, my mom ate the worm and passed out on the kitchen floor....I've had good role models and looking forward to following in her footsteps one day :)

*hands you a worm* I'll drive.

LOL@Dolphin

Thank you for making one of my most cherish dreams come through Z.....I'd like to pass out in a public place if possible....makes it look more dramatic! :)

I will prop you up so that your panties won't show and your hair look fab and sprawled out as well as applying lipstick....*beams*

a true friend! i will return the favor Z, anytime you want to pass out or vomit somewhere unusual, I'm your go to girl.

OMG...it's been two decades since I've hurled. One time, I went out on a date with my dream man. I had waited a couple of years for him to ask me out...WELL...I was tiny back then *size 3* and I tried to keep up with some of the drinkers at this outdoors party...

NEEDLESS to say....*sparing you the most embarrassing details*, we woke up in the middle of a field...in the car with the windows rolled up and with vomit everywhere....UMMMM....apparently, I got sick and woke up and seemed to have looked for an open space and couldn't find the window so...I vomited like a water sprinkler.....all over the window, windshield and on my dream man....*cries*

He never called me again...true story.


TADA!

Okay but that's not the story that made me stop getting tipsy....one time...