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OT - Comic relief

Rman
Rman
What's green and looks like a bucket?

A green bucket!


Thanks for coming out tonight, DS...GOODNIGHT!
deleted_user
deleted_user
You reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy want your own demon spawn Soon?
deleted_user
deleted_user
HAHAHAHAHA......

Good one....

Juliet here is one for you:

Knock Knock
Who's there?


MALTED CHOCOLATE MARTINI!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
TD, I want about 4 demon spawn actually
deleted_user
deleted_user
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Candace.
Candace who?
Candace be the last knock knock joke?


Tee-Hee!

(I tried)
deleted_user
deleted_user
I stopped at two.

The world couldn't handle any more.
deleted_user
deleted_user
That was just mean, Soon.

No babies for you.

chan,
Ida Who?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Oh like you would have babies with me. pfft
BedHog
BedHog
Ida know.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Yah I might get my vasectomy reversed to seed you Soon.
deleted_user
deleted_user
but TD, I thought you only liked taking it up the poop chute? what, now you want to pitch? I am heartbroken. You looked SOOOO good in that french maid outfit.

*sniffle
deleted_user
deleted_user
LOL@chan
deleted_user
deleted_user
Eh, ya grow up Soon. LOL!
deleted_user
deleted_user
LOL
BedHog
BedHog
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried,
we still couldn't get the jar open."
deleted_user
deleted_user
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud
without making a mistake:

This is this taco.

This is is taco.

This is how taco.

This is to taco.

This is keep taco.

This is an taco.

This is idiot tacos.

This is busy tacos.

This is for tacos.

This is thirty tacos.

This is seconds tacos.

Now go back and read the 3rd word in each line from top
to bottom