Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
There, that ought to warrant a lot of responses too!
1. How long have you been?
2. What is your world record?!
I am working on almost 4 months. I was emotionally abused in my last relationship so I won't date or have sex now (for the time being anyway). I am completely fine with it too! When I feel the need, I have "BOB" and I usually partake in that a couple times a week.
My world record is 7 months sexless... I know that doesn't seem very long for a lot of people, but I was in a very long-term relationship and then dated a lot.
Now you can call me...
Sister Kerryrella ;)
1. How long have you been?
2. What is your world record?!
I am working on almost 4 months. I was emotionally abused in my last relationship so I won't date or have sex now (for the time being anyway). I am completely fine with it too! When I feel the need, I have "BOB" and I usually partake in that a couple times a week.
My world record is 7 months sexless... I know that doesn't seem very long for a lot of people, but I was in a very long-term relationship and then dated a lot.
Now you can call me...
Sister Kerryrella ;)
Hell, sometimes Bob is better than the real thing!! ;)~
Yes you absolutely can get tired of BOB,
Do you have the latest and greatest Bob ( the rabbit). maybe you need a new BOB?
I want the real thing!
My father was a doctor you see and he was my only source of wisdom when it came to a woman.
I'd work in his medical office during the summer and i'd watch these very pretty woman come in to get vaccines or other seemingly painful procedures. So I asked my father, "Dad, how do you keep your patients, especially the woman, so calm and at ease when your sticking a needle in their arm?" He said to me "Son, the key to taking care of a woman is to say sweet things to her while your doing whatever it is you're doing to her. Woman love it when you say sweet things to them."
So here I am on my wedding night with my new bride. I'm nervous as hell at what's about to happen when suddenly I remember the words my father told me.
So with my new bride laying on the bed naked, I crawled on top of her and said the words that I heard my father speak a million times...
"Hold still and relax. It'll be over before you know it and you won't feel a thing"
She cried for the rest of the fricken trip!
About the only time I'm serious is when I'm within 20 yards of my STBX and taking aim.