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funny or encouraging thoughts. Please anything to get my mind off giving up on yet another wrong relationship! Are any of them right??? "Tell me something good!" Like the song says!!
You can read my journal to find the source of my tears if you care to or just tell me some funny sh*t, either way, I don't care, just need to smile or laugh, please!
Take your best shot, pleaseeeeeeeee
You can read my journal to find the source of my tears if you care to or just tell me some funny sh*t, either way, I don't care, just need to smile or laugh, please!
Take your best shot, pleaseeeeeeeee
but kidding aside - hon its just hard..sorry you are having a down day..i hate those.just hang around here til ya cheer up
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said,
- "Someone may steal from it at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said,
- "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?"
So they created a planning department and hired two people, one person to write the instructions, and one person to do time studies. Then Congress said,
- "How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports. Then Congress said,
- "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions, a time keeper, and a payroll officer, then hired two people. Then Congress said,
- "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"
So they created an administrative section and hired three people, an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary. Then Congress said,
- "We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost."
So they laid off the night watchman.
SANK-A! Duh-Dum Dum.
Thanks msde your support does turn my frown upside down!!
I actaully did a good thing for me tonight and I was strong enough to do it so I should be proud not sad! Crying is just easier, had lots of practice! LOL
Autumn - cute!
Soon, that would not make me happy! You silly man!You would ruin your boy toy!! One less worthy man piece in the world would not be a good thing!! LOL
A: Pregnant.
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Lonely.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead up the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
Well, I was trying to commit suicide, she replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"And then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"And then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."