Tonight I won three awards.. A beer award, a yoga award and another one. Then they took them back cause they said I couldn't win all three. But I whined myself back into walking away with them.

Hey, you got your Award tonight! Now why the tears? It is a touching award, I do understand.

Mucho love, happy! I'm sorry you're feeling down.

It's something in the air tonite...I'm in a funk too.

Chocolate anyone?

I wish I had the right words for you. I'm sorry you are hurting. Matters of the heart can really suck.

If you read that thread I told you to take them and run! I had your back. I could kick some ass tonight if I needed to! It would make me feel better. You awards were well deserved!!

Well thank you! I thought so... apparently others "MEL" didn't think so. I know who has my back and who doesn't. It's clear as day at this point.

Now stop crying and come whine your way to another award.

Elmo test

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the personnel manager's
door. The foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee..

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing
up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The personnel manager decides to see this for himself, so the 2 men
march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so
backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor
and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands
Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.

The personnel manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

Damn Roller Coaster!! I'm sure I will be heading back up soon! Thanks for coming to my rescue once again! You guys are the best!!

LMAO Nova....good one!

Thanks Nova got a giggle for the little red nuts!!

kelly and happy, I'm going to take back all of your awards. Let's go: put up your dukes, both of you!!

And I got a big ass to kick, so lets get going!

(you know I'm just teasing, both of you! Except about the awards...)

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Ok, ok....I know it's corny, but hope it gave you a giggle just to get something off the wall. Hugs for you!!!!

LOL... whatever... you're just scared...

You can't take my awards back. They are all on a plane to my little island... ha ha..

Got quite the ass myself njmel17! It would be the battle of the butt sisters! LOL I love my award! Thanks!! I deserve it!

A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HEL-LOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!!