Patient: "Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people."
Doctor: "Tell me about your problem."
Patient: "I JUST DID, DIDNT I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!"

What do a call a Depressed Lawyer?
A member of the BAR association.

Sorry, I got carried away. Unbalanced brain chemcials can do that sometimes.

I wish I were a famous writer. Id write about people in my life except Id change their names so they couldnt sue me for millions of dollars I don't have.

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#5 - You love to ride your bike, but only over hills.
#4 You try to use the elevator to adjust your mood swings.
#3 You are so happy about getting a gift all you do is cry.
#2 Your social calendar is broken up into 4 quarters around your moods.
#1 You find yourself replacing your break pads every few months because you stop and go, stop and go, stop and go

OOPS!

Previous post is the "Top 5 ways to find out if you're rapid cycling"

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You know you're manic when you realize your delusions are having delusions