If god were truly omnipotent wouldn't she have given men PMS?

I'm not offended by Jesusstuff or the word retard. So you didn't offend everyone! :D And your thing made me LOL and I read it aloud with all the other funny ones to my hubby, who laughed a lil too.

My mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries. Monty Python. Find that offensive?

Good. Not here to offend.

@ theinformation - you have TRULY scarred me for life.... offensive is not the word for this mess!!!! how dare you!!!! ;)

(((((((((((((( hugs))))))))))))

this thread is el oh el -- nuff said.

.LMAO - It's all MY fault - *I* started this thread in the first place!. It's going to take years of therapy for me to get over the guilt!

I AM JUST KIDDING!!!!

For REAL, I am SO happy that everyone seems to have 'kissed and made up'!

Now for more joking:

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed - Proceed With Caution."

-KK

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken

Make that 2! lol Might as well get it tattooed

Last night I understood the secrets to the universe,

and now I can't decide whether the jam goes on top of the peanut butter or under it.

Procrastinate Now!

What do you mean youre tiredI only had 3 orgasms!

Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

I am Gemini AND bipolar.

Watch it, or all 4 of us are going to kick you ASS!

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

@Rachyl You just need to quit treading water in the shallow end.

If human DNA were Viagra, we'd all be fucked.............no begging required.