This is a cool thread, very funny

i've already said sorry, and i feel like complete shit richard. i made a mistake...what more do you want me to do. can a cl just close this thread, and open another?

We all speakout of turn...that's what a heart felt I'M SORRY is for ..

I think you have been contrite enough Mojo....be easy, we still love you.

I was God's little sister..... not the Christian God, the REAL God. I started writing a book about him so the world would know the truth. I have hours of tapes of me rambling about him and how the world needed to know the truth. Never did tell my pdoc that one.

then the tablets started to work
oh welkl nevermind
hugs
Rachel

Yeah...I used to have f'n super powers too......felt spirits...saw into the spirit realm...saw satan, angels, demons and even a voodoo witch....damn psych doc took all my spirit powers away...assholes...hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

I used to have super powers, then my pdoc told me they were delusions , it hasn't been the same since

RachylA and KublaKhan******thank you both very much for lifting my black mood. You are both sooooooo witty. If all else fails, give standup comedy a thought! Cera22much truly appreciates your efforts. I'm new at this type of communication and my computer knowledge didn't get set in concrete before the ms ripped my brain apart. and the BP roller coaster makes repairs questionable. CAUTION----REBUILDING IN THAT AREA. Keep those zingers zinging! Cera

Thank you RichardModerate - for a lovely expression of your error - you are obviously penitent, and on behalf of all affected by your error, I say you are forgiven!

@ cera22much - thank you for the positive input!

@ both of you, feel free to post your own humor, one-liners, jokes, etc!

Let's get back to the positive fun and just lay off the drama - nobody here needs it!

on a positive note:

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF BIPOLAR DISORDER

1.Thou shalt not blame everything on chemical imbalance.
2.Thou shalt avoid high places and sharp objects when on either extreme of the
mood spectrum.
3.Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors shiny trinkets.
4.Thou shalt not trust any shrink who writes thee up a prescription after the first 15 minutes.
5.Thou shalt not beat up anyone while on a manic fit, no matter how much ye really want to,
or how much they deserve it.
6.Thou shalt indulge in immaturity whenever the urge strikes thee.
7.Thou shalt not break stuff that does not belong to thee.
8.Thou shalt go to bed only when ye feel tired.
9.Thou shalt allow others to occasionally get a word in edgewise.
10.Thou shalt not send people crazy e-mails at odd hours of the night,

- KK

my psychiatrist took them away also, but then I stopped meds and got them back.

Patient - "Doctor, doctor, Im manic-depressive."

Doctor - "Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm..."

Patient - "Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im invisible."

Doctor - "Who said that?!"

Patient: - "Doctor, doctor, nobody understands me."

Doctor - What do you mean by that?"

Patient - "Doctor, doctor, People keep ignoring me!"

Doctor - "Next!"

How many Manic Depressives does it take to screw a light bulb ?

Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to keep the first one from sticking his finger in the live socket.