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Give me your best Dad Joke

Username88
Username88

Incase you're unfamiliar with the term "Dad Joke" is a lame joke. The kind that someone's dad would tell.
I can't help it, I fucking LOVE them.


Here's mine:
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?


bi, son

1silently
1silently
What did he say :o
My Dad's a perv so I don't think you'd like his jokes..
Username88
Username88
...he said "bi, son"

I doubt I wouldn't like his jokes. I've got a pretty crude sense of humor and no censorship. I remember one my friend's dad told me back in the day...

Friend's dad: "You know Amanda's mom used to have a tattoo of a mouse?"
Me: "You mean she got it covered up, or got it removed?"
Friend's dad: "No, Her pussy ate it"
1silently
1silently
Wow those are both hilarious jokes, unfortunately I don't have good memory so I can't really remember any specific joke. His GF is a red head and he'll mention how hot(angry) red heads are and she's so docile lol
Melise
Melise
How do you find a unique rabbit?
You unique up on it!
How do you find a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.

Okay, now say it out loud in a Cajun accent and you've got my favorite cornball joke courtesy of my Grandad. Still cracks me up.
MoobbusT
MoobbusT
Oh Melise... I'm picking myself up off the floor... Now, so I don't hijack the thread I guess it behooves me to produce one of the afforementioned Dad jokes. It's not going to be anywhere near as good as anything so far...
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had nobody to go with! (no-body, get it, hah-ha)
Username88
Username88
I love these
arfie
arfie
The roughest day of my life was the first time I looked in the mirror and said, "Hi Dad." The fact that I am a woman did not make that day any easier.
irishwriter
irishwriter
psychiatrist to curtains - 'why don't you just pull yourself together?'

man 'dr. I feel like i'm being ignored.'
dr. 'next, please.'.

what did tarzan say to the elephants coming over the top of the mountains? - Hello. what did tarzan say to the elephants coming over the top of the mountains wearing sunglasses? - nothing - he didn't recognise them...


OMG did somebody really say who's Tarzan???!!! lol
Username88
Username88
Irishwriter

LOL
spacekat
spacekat
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse!

hehe
Melise
Melise
I'm laughing my butt off over here!
chris138
chris138
I know of a joke that my dad would say to me... "You can screw up a one car funeral". Or..."If you had a brain, you would be dangerous".... ba dum bum.
Username88
Username88
Spacekat
OMG I'll be using that now.
Melise
Melise
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
Username88
Username88
AHHHHHH! LOL
I love it
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