Sometimes I want to say to people, "Just because you are not diagnosed does not mean you are not one sick fuck".

and

"Just because you think you know everything doesn't mean you really know everything."

and

I could explain it to you but I can't understand it for you."

and sometimes I would like to keep it to a simple, "kiss my ass".

Why are you calling me you back stabbing jack azz! Don't you know you're an idiot!!

Hey Mr Tambourine man play a song for me

Some times I like to say to a really nasty person you mean less than nothing to me.

My filter's not working so well anymore...

On St. Patrick's Day I went up to a guy with a dog and asked the breed. He said, "Excuse me?" And we both repeated ourselves a few times. And then he got really stern and said, "EXCUSE ME, do you just go up to anybody and start asking them questions?" And I was like, "Whoa... sorry..." And walked off... about six steps... and then I turned around and walked back and I said, "I am NOT sorry. YOU were the rude on in this situation so *flipped the bird*" and walked off.

And then last week at the bar I overheard two guys talking about one having a kid and it was eating into his video game time, but oh buddy, his little two year old daughter was learning and by five she'll be a real gamer! So I slammed my book, gave him the dirtiest look I've given anyone since high school, and said a little too loudly, "How bout you get your daughter to read a book before playing your stupid-fuck-ing-video-games?!" And stormed off...

*deep sigh*

But mostly, I just want to tell people, "I know it's not obvious, but I'm seriously, very seriously sick right now and I don't know if I'm going to live for much longer, so if I don't seem to care... it's because I don't. And I'd be sorry but I've no empathy left in this weak bones. So just go away."

Sometimes you just gotta say, "What the F**k"
Isn't that from some old Tom Cruise movie?

Sometimes I want to say "This is the best I can do."

Sometimes I wish I could take off my fake funny face so thaty people will know that the rea me isnt always laughin it up but that I hurt inside too.

Sometimes I would love to use that line from a film and ask a good looking girl if I can take her home for a good f**k. And when she says 'no way' I reply 'Oh well I suppose a blow job is out of the question then.'