"I went to this conference for bulemics and anorexics. It was a nighmare. The bulemics ate the anorexics. It's okay - they were back again ten minutes later."
-Monica Piper

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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The Aspiring Psychiatrists

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor, to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?" "Sadness," said the student. "And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. "Elation," she said. "And you, sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "How about the opposite of woe?" The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."

'Texas Humor' is in the works...

Horse Humor
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A woman in need of marriage counseling went to a psychiatrist. "And what seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "Well, my husband thinks he's a refrigerator," she said. "Yes?" said the psychiatrist. "Well," said the wife, "I suppose that's okay, but he sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake."

Marriage Humor
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Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep having this nightmare that I'm a postage stamp.
Doctor: If we work together, we can lick this problem.

Mail And Post Office Humor
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Patient: Doctor, can a person be in love with an elephant?
Doctor: No.
Patient: Do you know anyone who wants to buy a very large engagement ring?

Elephant Humor
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A psychiatrist was trying to comfort a new patient who was terribly upset. "You see, Doc," the patient explained, "my problem is that I like shoes much better than I like boots." "Why, that's no problem," answered the doctor. "Most peole like shoes better than they like boots." The patient was elated. "That's neat, Doc. How do you like them, fried or scrambled?"

Clothing And Accessories Humor
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Food Humor
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"Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd."
-Author Unknown

Daffynition And Definition Humor
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"Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd."

-Author Unknown

Daffynition And Definition Humor
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One out of five people is mentally ill. The next time you're in a group with four other people, take a close look at them. If they seem okay, then you're the one.

Math Humor
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An early psychologist, Freud,
Had the bluenoses very anneud,
Saying, "You cannot be rid
Of the troublesome id,
So it might just as well be enjeud."

-Author Unknown

Limerick Humor
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Insane Asylum: The place where people who try to make a living by writing ultimately end up.

Writing And Author Humor
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Mental Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a trampoline!
Psychiatrist: Don't worry; you'll bounce back in no time.

Pun Humor
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"Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a horse." "Well, I can cure you, but it's going to cost you a lot of money." "Money's no problem. I just won the Kentucky Derby."

Racehorse Humor
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"Depression is melancholy minus its charms."

-Susan Sontag

Wisdom And Advice Humor
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"Depression is anger turned inward."

-Author Unknown

Anger Humor
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