A woman in need of marriage counseling went to a psychiatrist. "And what seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "Well, my husband thinks he's a refrigerator," she said. "Yes?" said the psychiatrist. "Well," said the wife, "I suppose that's okay, but he sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake."

'Marriage Humor' is now in development...

Patient: I have a problem, Doctor. I keep thinking that I'm a dog.
Psychiatrist: Well, have a seat here on the couch, and we'll talk about it.
Patient: But I'm not allowed on the couch.

Dog Humor
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Patient: Doctor, I keep seeing cartoon characters, big as life, talking to me, just like I'm talking to you now. What do you make of it?
Doctor: Sounds like you're having fits of Disney spells.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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Mental Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a trampoline!
Psychiatrist: Don't worry; you'll bounce back in no time.

Psychiatrists: Doctors who do checkups from the neck up.

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep having this nightmare that I'm a postage stamp.
Doctor: If we work together, we can lick this problem.

'Mail And Post Office Humor' is now being planned...

"Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a horse." "Well, I can cure you, but it's going to cost you a lot of money." "Money's no problem. I just won the Kentucky Derby."

Money Humor
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Why did Frankenstein's monster go to the psychatrist?
He had a screw loose.

"Depression is melancholy minus its charms."
-Susan Sontag

Wisdom
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"Psychoanalysis is confession without absolution."
-Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Christian Humor
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No matter how you shake and you dance, the last drop always falls in your pants- Seymour Butts

I thot it was only LAUGHTER clubs that kicked people out for being depressing--

These jokes are crazy, man! Please feel free to add any of your own. : - )

Looks like you have them all covered! THANX

those are cute, thanks for sharing.