Why are elephant rides cheaper than pony rides?
Because elephants work for peanuts.
Discussion Topic
Elephant Humor
Posted on 10/06/08, 07:52 pm
Why don't elephants smoke cigarettes?
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
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Reply #1 10/06/08 8:11pm
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Reply #2 10/06/08 8:13pm
Why was the elephant sitting on the marshmallow?
Because she didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate. -
Reply #3 10/06/08 8:14pm
Why did the elephant paint himself different colors?
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box. -
Reply #4 10/06/08 10:08pm
What did the elephant say when the mouse stepped on his toe?
"Pick on somebody your own size." -
Reply #5 10/06/08 10:09pm
How can you tell if there is an elephant in the refrigerator?
The door won't shut. -
Reply #6 10/06/08 10:09pm
What's yellow on the outside and gray on the inside?
A school bus full of elephants. -
Reply #7 10/06/08 11:45pm
Q: What do you get when you cross a helicopter, an elephant & a rhino?
A: heliphino! -
Reply #8 10/08/08 4:34pm
In that case, we'd better keep our eyes on the skies! -
Reply #9 10/08/08 4:35pm
What is gray, has large ears, and goes squeak, squeak?
An elephant wearing new shoes! -
Reply #10 10/08/08 6:14pm
What is red, blue, green, and orange?
A plaid elephant!
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