A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Why don't elephants smoke cigarettes?
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
Because their butts are too big to fit in the ashtrays.
How do you keep an elephant from going through the eye of a needle?
Tie a knot in his tail.
Where do you find elephants?
That would depend on where you left them.
Do you know any elephant jokes? How about elephantine jokes - just pulling your tusk!
Because elephants work for peanuts.
Because she didn't want to fall into the hot chocolate.
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.
"Pick on somebody your own size."
The door won't shut.
A school bus full of elephants.
A: heliphino!
An elephant wearing new shoes!
A plaid elephant!
Because elephant bumps are too big.
One bite at a time.
Alternative answer: One steak at a time.
So you won't mistake him for a bluebird.
Five dollars for the haircut and $500 for the chair.
Get a block of stone and carve away everything that doesn't look like an elephant.