A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
There once was a young man named Paul
Who went to a fancy dress ball;
He thought he would risk it,
And go as a biscuit,
But the dog ate him up in the hall!
First Dog: Ruff, ruff! My name is "Bad Dog, Bad Dog!" What is your name?
Second Dog: Grrr! My name is "Down, Boy!"
Sal: Are you a mad dog on a chain?
Val: No, of course not, silly.
Sal: Well, then - help, help, mad dog on the loose!
Please feel free to add your dog humor here. : - )
Who went to a fancy dress ball;
He thought he would risk it,
And go as a biscuit,
But the dog ate him up in the hall!
First Dog: Ruff, ruff! My name is "Bad Dog, Bad Dog!" What is your name?
Second Dog: Grrr! My name is "Down, Boy!"
Sal: Are you a mad dog on a chain?
Val: No, of course not, silly.
Sal: Well, then - help, help, mad dog on the loose!
Please feel free to add your dog humor here. : - )
-Ambrose Bierce
-Author Unknown
Human Nature Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12499110
I'm a lean dog, a keen dog, a wild dog, and lone;
I'm a rough dog, a tough dog, hunting on my own;
I'm a bad dog, a mad dog, teasing silly sheep;
I love to sit and bay the moon, to keep fat souls from sleep.
I'll never be a lap dog, licking dirty feet,
A sleek dog, a meek dog, cringing for my meat,
Not for me the fireside, the well-filled plate,
But shut door, and sharp stone, and cuff and kick, and hate.
Not for me the other dogs, running by my side,
Some have run a short while, but none of them would bide.
O mine is still the lone trail, the hard trail, the best,
Wide wind, and wild stars, and hunger of the quest!
-Irene Rutherford McLeod (1891–1953)
Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072