A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
There once was a young man named Paul
Who went to a fancy dress ball;
He thought he would risk it,
And go as a biscuit,
But the dog ate him up in the hall!
First Dog: Ruff, ruff! My name is "Bad Dog, Bad Dog!" What is your name?
Second Dog: Grrr! My name is "Down, Boy!"
Sal: Are you a mad dog on a chain?
Val: No, of course not, silly.
Sal: Well, then - help, help, mad dog on the loose!
Please feel free to add your dog humor here. : - )
Who went to a fancy dress ball;
He thought he would risk it,
And go as a biscuit,
But the dog ate him up in the hall!
First Dog: Ruff, ruff! My name is "Bad Dog, Bad Dog!" What is your name?
Second Dog: Grrr! My name is "Down, Boy!"
Sal: Are you a mad dog on a chain?
Val: No, of course not, silly.
Sal: Well, then - help, help, mad dog on the loose!
Please feel free to add your dog humor here. : - )
Put him in the front seat!
Disclaimer: This may not be legal in all areas, and is still a bad idea no matter its legality. What's the deal with the people who drive their cars with their dog in their lap? Shouldn't people like that be barred from even having driver's licenses?
Skippy!
Jed: He's a watchdog and he's winding himself up.
Pants.
A wolf in sheep's clothing.
You can vote now at www.worldwidefido.com in the following dog categories (no pun intended, Cat Fanciers):
-Cutest
-Best Dressed
-Best Voice
-Most Outrageous
-Best Trick
-Dog-Owner Look-Alike
Stan: Yes, but he prefers Alpo!
Eating stuff off the ground that is disgusting and gross, and then licking your face.
Because no one will wag it for him.
Rob: Sounds far-fetched.
An animal that chases itself.