A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
There once was a young man named Paul
Who went to a fancy dress ball;
He thought he would risk it,
And go as a biscuit,
But the dog ate him up in the hall!
First Dog: Ruff, ruff! My name is "Bad Dog, Bad Dog!" What is your name?
Second Dog: Grrr! My name is "Down, Boy!"
Sal: Are you a mad dog on a chain?
Val: No, of course not, silly.
Sal: Well, then - help, help, mad dog on the loose!
Please feel free to add your dog humor here. : - )
Who went to a fancy dress ball;
He thought he would risk it,
And go as a biscuit,
But the dog ate him up in the hall!
First Dog: Ruff, ruff! My name is "Bad Dog, Bad Dog!" What is your name?
Second Dog: Grrr! My name is "Down, Boy!"
Sal: Are you a mad dog on a chain?
Val: No, of course not, silly.
Sal: Well, then - help, help, mad dog on the loose!
Please feel free to add your dog humor here. : - )
He brings you yesterday's newspaper.
Both are stars with tails.
Frank.
Alternative answer: Hotdog.
Fun Fact: A 'weiner dog', or dachshund, is a short-legged, elongated dog belonging to the hound family of canine breeds.
A woof!
A woof.