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Dog Humor

Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
There once was a young man named Paul
Who went to a fancy dress ball;
He thought he would risk it,
And go as a biscuit,
But the dog ate him up in the hall!

First Dog: Ruff, ruff! My name is "Bad Dog, Bad Dog!" What is your name?
Second Dog: Grrr! My name is "Down, Boy!"

Sal: Are you a mad dog on a chain?
Val: No, of course not, silly.
Sal: Well, then - help, help, mad dog on the loose!

Please feel free to add your dog humor here. : - )
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You forgot the last Dog's letter to God - "Dear God, if I go there, can I have my testicles back?"
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A man was eating his lunch in a park when along came a woman who sat down beside him (not a spider this time!). Her small dog smelled the man's food and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" asked the man. "Not at all," said the woman, obviously pleased. So the man picked up the dog and threw it over a wall. (No dogs were harmed in the making of this joke, but some were confused.)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Dogs have so many friends because they wag their tails and not their tongues." -Author Unknown
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why did the lazy woman buy a great big dog?
So she wouldn't have to bend down to pet it.
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
"Now, why," remarked the little dog, in speaking to the tree,
"Could one say that the heart of you is like the tail of me?"
The tree gave the conundrum up. The pup, with wisdom dark,
Explained the matter, saying, "It is farthest from the bark."
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Fun Fact: The American Kennel Club currently recognizes 161 breeds of dogs. To find out if your canine companion is among them, click here: www.akc.com
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Fun Fact: The American Kennel Club currently recognizes 161 breeds of dogs. To find out if your canine companion is among them, click here: www.akc.org
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why don't dogs like to travel on airplanes?
They get jetwag.

Have you read 'Travel Humor'? Click here: www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4583203
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
What animal goes, "Baa-baa-woof"?
A sheepdog.
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These are so cute. :)
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
I've got a dog as thin as a rail,
He's got fleas all over his tail;
Every time his tail goes flop,
The fleas on the bottom all hop to the top.

-Author Unknown

More poetry humor is on the way! : - )
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
Why was the puppy so well-behaved in class?
He wanted to be the teacher's pet.

School Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6385552
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
A country gent was exercising his right to tell a fanciful tale. Sitting around the stove in the general store with some friends, old and new, he talked about his old dog. The dog did all the shopping for the family. When supplies got low, he'd go into town and point out whatever was needed from the general store. As soon as the stuffed was bagged, he carried it back to the farmhouse. Never once was he short an item. Another old-timer said, "Yup, he was a smart dog, all right, but have you forgotten it was my dog that ran the general store he shopped in?"

'Shopping Humor' is being planned...
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Dog applies for a typing job at Doctors office .
The dog types 200 word a minute perfect.
The doctor says to his nurse I can't have a dog working here.
The nurse says I will handle it doctor,
She tells the dog you have to be by lingual.
The dogs says MEYOW
Group FounderBeaumont
Beaumont
If a dog dug a hole through the center of the earth and jumped in, would the dog stay at the center because of gravity?

Science Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7943401