A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Computer And Internet Humor

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"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

-Chairman of IBM, in 1943
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Chew on this food for thought: A byte, in computer terms, means eight bits. A nibble is half that, or four bits. So, two nibbles make a byte!

Food Humor
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A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.

Human Nature Humor
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Ethernet (noun): something used to catch the etherbunny.

Easter Humor
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What do witches like to do on the computer?
Use the 'spell' checker.

Monsters And Other Fictional Folks
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How did the computer catch a virus?
Somebody left too many windows open.

Doctor Humor
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What do you get when you cross a computer with a toad?
A wart processor.

Frog And Toad Humor
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If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into committees - that'll do them in!

Work Humor
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What internet navigator do squirrels use?
Nut-scape.

Chipmunk And Squirrel Humor
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"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home."
-Chairman of DEC, in 1977

Family And Home Humor
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Beaumont
Bill Gates: Waiter, what's this spider doing in my soup?
Waiter: Sir, I believe he's starting a website.

Restaurant Humor
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Which way did the computer go?
It went 'data' way!

Law Enforcement Humor
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Why did the computer cross the road?
To get a byte to eat.

Road Crossing Humor
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What do you call a baby who is learning to talk?
A little word processor.

Baby Humor
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Now it's your turn - please add to our computer and internet humor. Thank you! :-D
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If Microsoft built cars, every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

An AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40mpg but a speedometer that went to 200mpg.