A Laughter Club Community Group

We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...

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Beaumont 03/15/2010

"Be it ever so humble, there's no place like home."

-John Howard Payne: "Clari, or, The Maid of Milan" (1823)

Beaumont 03/15/2010

"My dad, he's a nuclear physicist, my mom, she's a mathematician, my brother is a chemical engineer - and I like to color."

-Shashi Bhatia

Beaumont 03/15/2010

Home: A place where a man can say what he likes - because no one takes any notice of him anyway.

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

Beaumont 03/15/2010

Weird

My sister Stephanie's in love.
(I thought she hated boys.)
My brother had a yard sale and
Got rid of all his toys.
My mother started jogging, and
My dad shaved off his beard.
It's spring - and everyone but me
Is acting really weird.

-Judith Viorst

Beaumont 03/15/2010

Daryl: Your sister is spoiled, isn't she?
Aaron: No, that's just the perfume she's wearing.

Clothing And Accessories Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6455980

Beaumont 03/15/2010

"We often speak of a family circle, but there are none too many of them. Parellel lines never meeting, squares, triangles...these and other geometrical figures abound, but circles are comparatively few."

-Kate Douglas Wiggins: "Mother Carey's Chickens" (1911)

Beaumont 03/15/2010

A hungry little boy was beginning to eat his dinner when his father reminded him that they hadn't prayed. "We don't have too," said the little boy. "Mommy is a good cook!"

Christian Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4171195

Beaumont 03/15/2010

My Little Sister

My little sister
Likes to eat.
But when she does
She's not too neat.
The trouble is
She doesn't know
Exactly where
The food should go!

-William Wise

Baby Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8588630

Beaumont 03/15/2010

"The family that prays together stays together."

-Al Scalpone

Prayers And Spiritual Affirmations
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8964406

Beaumont 03/15/2010

There Was An Old Woman

There was an old woman
Who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children
She didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth
Without any bread.
She kissed them all sweetly
And sent them to bed.

-Author Unknown: "Mother Goose"

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072

Beaumont 03/15/2010

"He that will have none but a perfect brother must resign himself to remain brotherless."

-Author Unknown

Beaumont 03/15/2010

"No person can have in-laws without being one."

-Alice Sowers

Wisdom
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3035567

Beaumont 03/15/2010

"One day as we were driving through the country, my small son David spoke up excitedly, saying, "Oh, mother, look at the cow's popsicle!" I looked over in a field and saw a cow calmly licking a large block of salt which was placed atop a small post in the ground."

-Helen MacMillan

Cow Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7980193

Beaumont 03/15/2010

"Home is where the heart is."

-James J. McCloskey

Beaumont 03/15/2010

"A man's home is his castle."

-Edward Coke

Beaumont 03/15/2010

"[Matthew] knows what he would like to do but he's not sure where he could find a rocket that would shoot [his sister] Vanessa to Mars."

-Paula Danziger: "Earth to Matthew"

'Astronaut And Space Exploration Humor' will be launched soon.

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