A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show he wasn't chicken.
Why did it take so long for the elephant to cross the road?
Because the chicken had trouble carrying him.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it was being chased by a pineapple.
To get to the other side.
Why did the lion cross the road?
To get to the other pride.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show he wasn't chicken.
Why did it take so long for the elephant to cross the road?
Because the chicken had trouble carrying him.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because it was being chased by a pineapple.
To get to the otter side.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
How did the onion cross the road?
It leeked across.
To do their hogwash.
They jumped into each other's pouches and were never seen again.
To get to the secondhand shop.
To get an ice cold Croaka-Cola.
To get to the hopping mall.
It needed to get to the waspital.
Because the chicken retired and moved to Florida.
Because the light was green.
To pick up the squashed chicken.
To get its fodder.
Catching the chickens as they crossed over.
Aristotle: To actualize its potential.