"Linus: What's wrong, Charlie Brown?
Charlie Brown: I just got terrible news. The teacher says we're going on a field trip to an art museum; and I have to get an A on my report or I'll fail the whole course. Why do we have to have all this pressure about grades, Linus?
Linus: Well, I think that the purpose of going to school is to get good grades so then you can go on to high school; and the purpose is to study hard so you can get good grades so you can go to college; and the purpose of going to college is so you can get good grades so you can go on to graduate school; and the purpose of that is to work hard and get good grades so we can get a job and be successful so that we can get married and have kids so we can send them to grammar school to get good grades so they can go to high school to get good grades so they can go to college and work hard...
Charlie Brown: Good grief!"

-Charles M. Schulz

School Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6385552

"All is well... That's my new philosophy..."

-Charles M. Schulz

"Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are."

-Charles M. Schulz (The Complete Peanuts 1971-1972)

Valentine’s Day Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6026372

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”

-Charles M. Schulz

Chocolate Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795500

“I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.”

-Charles M. Schulz

Life And Living Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12530954

"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone."

-Charles M. Schulz

Christmas Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5576139

“Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.”

-Charles M. Schulz

Bicycle Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12346530

"This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this."

-Charles M. Schulz

Mental Health And Psychiatry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/8085291

"People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly."
-Charles M. Schulz

"People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly."

-Charles M. Schulz

"Snowflakes fascinate me... Millions of them falling gently to the ground... And they say that no two of them are alike! Each one completely different from all the others... The last of the rugged individualists!"

-Charles M. Schulz

Weather Humor
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"Aren't the clouds beautiful? They look like big balls of cotton... I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by... If you use your imagination, you can see lots of things in the cloud formations... What do you think you see, Linus?"
"Well, those clouds up there look like the map of the British Honduras on the Caribbean... That cloud up there looks a little like the profile of Thomas Eakins, the famous painter and sculptor... And that group of clouds over there gives me the impression of the stoning of Stephen... I can see the apostle Paul standing there to one side..."
"Uh huh... That's very good... What do you see in the clouds, Charlie Brown?"
"Well, I was going to say I saw a ducky and a horsie, but I changed my mind!"

-Charles M. Schulz (The Complete Peanuts 1959-1960)

Duck Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4696925

Horse Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4439920

"There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile"

-Charles M. Schulz (The Complete Peanuts 1959-1960)

"Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar."
"There must not have been a very strict building code..."

-Charles M. Schulz (The Complete Peanuts 1963-1964)

Architect And Construction Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/11839506

Fairy Tale And Nursery Rhyme Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12378150

"I think I'll go over and introduce myself to that little red-haired girl. I think I'll introduce myself, and then ask her to come over and sit next to me. I think I'll ask her to sit next to me here, and then I think I'll tell her how much I've always admired her... I think I'll flap my arms, and fly to the moon."

-Charles M. Schulz (The Complete Peanuts 1965-1966)

Astronaut And Space Exploration Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/12325369