A psychiatrist was trying to comfort a new patient who was terribly upset. "You see, Doc," the patient explained, "my problem is that I like shoes much better than I like boots." "Why, that's no problem," answered the doctor. "Most peole like shoes better than they like boots." The patient was elated. "That's neat, Doc. How do you like them, fried or scrambled?"

Clothing And Accessories Humor
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Food Humor
1. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2833111
2. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/3168848

"Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd."
-Author Unknown

Definition Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/5001707

One out of five people is mentally ill. The next time you're in a group with four other people, take a close look at them. If they seem okay, then you're the one.

Math Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4216097

An early psychologist, Freud,
Had the bluenoses very anneud,
Saying, "You cannot be rid
Of the troublesome id,
So it might just as well be enjeud."
-Author Unknown

Limericks
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4541752

"Perhaps no person can be a poet, or can even enjoy poetry, without a certain unsoundness of mind."
-Lord Macaulay

Poetry Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7399072

Insane Asylum: The place where people who try to make a living by writing ultimately end up.

Book Humor
1. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6682893
2. www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/2911081

"Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."
-Mark Twain

Mark Twain Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7840608

"I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients."
-Oscar Levant

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6795267

Anybody who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

Anatomy Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6543159

"I don't want an elderly gentleman from Vienna with an umbrella inflicting his dreams upon me."
-Vladimir Nabokov

"I went to this conference for bulemics and anorexics. It was a nighmare. The bulemics at the anorexics. It's okay - they were back again ten minutes later."
-Monica Piper

"Everything great in this world comes from neurotics. They alone have founded our religions and composed our masterpieces. Never will the world know all it owes to them, nor all that they have suffered to enrich it."
-Marcel Proust

Art Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/7066588

What happened when Sigmud Freud went for a walk on a frozen pond?
He discovered the Freudian slip.

What is a psychopath?
A place where crazy people jog.

Diet And Exercise Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/6729090

A visitor was permitted to walk freely through an insane asylum and became interested in observing a man who was moving about slowly. The man's hands were held together as if he were hiding something in them. "Pardon me, sir," said the visitor, "but I'm interested. What are you hiding in your hands?" "Try to guess," said the insane man. "A million dollars?" The man peeked into his hands. "Nope," he said. "An airplane?" Another peek. "Nope!" "A yacht?" Another peek. "Nope!" "A horse?" Another peek, and then a sly look at the visitor. "What color?"

Horse Humor
www.dailystrength.org/groups/laughterclub/discussions/messages/4439920