A Laughter Club Community Group
We would like to invite you to join our group! A Laughter Club is for people who understand just how serious a matter humor is to one's survival and even to one's success in life. We share jokes, riddles, short stories, and other laughter-provoking thoughts. We have one simple rule: If you wouldn't say it to a child because it contains inappropriate...
You told me once,
But I forgot -
Do you love me,
Or do you not?
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He: So you like me because I ignored you?
She: Yes, it was love at first slight.
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Love Is Like A Cabbage
My love is like a cabbage,
Divided into two -
The leaves I give to others,
The heart I give to you.
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Do you know any Valentine's Day humor? Please feel free to share them with the group! :-)
But I forgot -
Do you love me,
Or do you not?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He: So you like me because I ignored you?
She: Yes, it was love at first slight.
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Love Is Like A Cabbage
My love is like a cabbage,
Divided into two -
The leaves I give to others,
The heart I give to you.
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Do you know any Valentine's Day humor? Please feel free to share them with the group! :-)
If you won't be my Valentine,
I'll scream, I'll yell, I'll bite,
I'll cry aloud, I'll start to whine,
If you won't be my Valentine.
I'll frown and fret, I'll mope and pine, and
It will serve you right -
If you won't be my Valentine,
I'll scream, I'll yell, I'll bite!
-Myra Cohn Livinston
Tons of kisses -
Hope some day
To be your Mrs.
And on the way I dropped it -
A little puppy picked it up,
And put it in her pocket
And on the way I dropped it -
A little puppy picked it up,
And put it in her pocket.
Violets are blue,
(Write anything here) -
I love you!
I remember when I was a sweet 10 year old I got my first valentine! I always remember what it said even thou it is so corny / sweet really - it said:
"Yours eyes are bluer than the skies
Your lips redder than rubbies
Your skin is like strawberries and cream
Your hair like silk ribbons
My love for you is deeper than the ocean
and higher than the highest mountain
Is bigger than the big wide world including the sky,
the sun and the moon."
Who's there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your Valentine!
Here's to the wittiest,
Here's to the truest
Of all who are true;
Here's to the neatest one,
Here's to the sweetest one,
Here's to them all in one -
Here's to you.
"I love you with all my art!"
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
"Do you love me more than you love sleep?"
"I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!"
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hog and kisses!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
"You're fun to hang around with."
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
He fell in love with a pincushion!
Liz: "I can't be your valentine for medical reasons."
Jon: "Really?"
Liz: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!
What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"