How to confuse an atheist: Serve her a meal and then ask her if she believes there is a cook.

Cooking And Recipe Humor
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Atheist: Someone who thinks about God more often than religious people do.

Definition Humor
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An atheist is a person whose week has only six days.

Time Humor
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"An atheist is one degree beyond the devil."
-Author Unknown

Christian Humor
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Why was the cannibal suspended?
She tried to butter up her teacher.

School Humor
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"An atheist is someone who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief."

-Franklin P. Jones

One-Liner And Quotation Humor
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"Some are atheists only in fair weather."

-Author Unknown

Weather Humor
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Those are cute...

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to do the changing and one to film it so the fundamentalists don't claim that God did it.

Accident: What atheists call the Universe and everything in it.

Fun Fact: Cannibals mostly eat other people, but there is another type of cannibals: cannibals who eat themselves, or 'nail-biters'.

Nail-Biting Humor
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An atheist is someone who doesn't belive in God until the plane is about to crash. Then he/she yells........"OMG I'm going to die!" Hmmmm so much for their beliefs. :/

If man sprung from monkeys, he ought to spring once more and make it a safe distance.

Monkey Humor
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"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation undder God."

-George H. W. Bush

'American Presidents' humor is in development...

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made."

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"

Her mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."

Family And Home Humor
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