Whoa this ''funny group'' has been named wrongly..is it not the redneck christian(secret wifeswapping)support group?..from an attractive, slim, funny atheist ;)...I believe sloth and gluttony are 1 of the 7 deadly sins? :)..now that is funny!!

Why did the atheist cross the road?
He thought there might be another side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.


How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that God did it.

An atheist walked into a bar, but seeing no bartender he revised his initial assumption and decided he only walked into a room.

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's witness???
A person that knocks on your door for no reason.

:-)

A young woman teacher explains to her class of third graders that she is a born-again Christian. She asks the class if any of them are born-again Christians too.

Not really knowing what it means to be born-again, but wanting to please and impress their teacher, many little hands suddenly shot up into the air. There was, however, one exception. A girl named Sarah had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asked her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Christian."

"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm an atheist."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Sarah why she is an atheist.

"It's just that my family isn't religious. My Mom is atheist, and my Dad is atheist, so I am atheist."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason." she says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron, and your Dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

"Then," says Sarah, "I'd be a born-again Christian."

They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You can call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.