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- With all the long threads dedicated to our...digestive issues, I'm now dealing with a constipated dog! I thought I'd give them a thrill and add chicken instead of a bit of canned food to their dry stuff last night.Now...the one of my three who can...
- A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street aCoupla...
- "Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail"- Ralph Waldo Emerson
- > The TomatoGarden> An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted> to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very> difficult work, as the ground was hard.> > His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in> prison. The old man wrote a...
- Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Roberts looks around and asks,...
- A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her fiveand six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and...
- A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.The girl...
- For quite a while, my digestive system has been challenged. Even beore the meds I take now, the mess of scar tissue in my abdomen made it 'touchy'.I had one recent med that caused everything to simply stop! My stomach bloated, hut like hell and I...
- I just received an email from a DS friend and whe I tried to open the link she sent, a virus tried to attack my computer! Luckily, I have Norton anti-virus and it was blocked, but I'm running a full system scan right now.Thought I'd give a 'heads...
- A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?'' 'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before...
- Works great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Exercise for people over 50 or close to it.Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold...
- A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was...
- Hey friends, Tuesday was the best day I'd had in a long time. I worked for almost 6 hours with no break...I repaired my Grandaughter's hair mishap during what would have been a lunch break. Wednesday, thankfully, I only booked 2 clients and an...
- >> A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver> a question and tapped him on the shoulder.>> The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly> hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just> inches from a large plate glass...
- My Grandaughter, Elizabeth, is an 11 year old beauty. She is bright and intuitive beyond her years.Yesterday, she showed up at my salon with her gorgeous long, blonde, wavy hair pinned tightly to her head. She started to tell me what happened and...