Poopy, I think I missed the whole party. Can I take my clothes off now and dance around?

GrammieP, clothes are always option around Moon discussions! xo Cj

Grammie, the party is off. High Priestess Connie has cancelled all New Moon celebrations in this area due to a projected low turnout.
But I'm scheduling a little privagte "get-together" for available single witches, aged 18 to 42. Don't get too hung up on the age thing, that number can be raised a bit, if you work out and keep yourself in shape (wink).

Did someone say my name? Shenanigans? I have both glass tools, hanging low in a sharpshooter holster waiting for high noon! I don't recognize the authority of ANY book over my inner party animal and right to be a free spirited redhead...and seriously, if a man was invited, I'd SURELY nominate my hubby...I mean..have you SEEN the muscles on this dude?? wowza! He could pick up all up and toss us over the bonfire...if someone remembers to bring the parachute to catch us this time! LMAO!

Cj....what else do we need for the party, because I think Jen ate all the cheese in a can and the cinnamon gummy bears...I'll head to the store right now to stock up!!! BTW...anyone seen a lost star pasty? I seem to be one short...XOXOXO...We need to make party invites for the New Moon party hosted by the REDHEADS!!!!! ROFLMAO! XOXOXO

I got the muscles right here where they count, Julz.
Because the party is by invitation only, your hubby, Mr. Muscles, can't get it. We have doormen, some really big dudes, to keep out unwanted males.
Also, you must be a natural redhead and a shaver to attend my "Warlock Party."
Since there's no way of proving that you're a natural redhead, we're going by the honor code, so don't lie to us.
If you're found out, you will be reported to High Priestess Connie, and she's real strict about these sort of things.

I am in agreement with you ddreaded...I have no energy...all of a sudden and swear by the farmer's almanac which was right on target for the winter season here...la nina created a snow pattern which produced snow every 3 days here this winter....the moon and gravity are NOT my best friends and Duke check out the history of this...ocean vessels still use the moon for navigation as well...thanks for posting this it helps to know this info.

Greetings, Casmira. I do understand the moon's effect on the seas, people, etc.
And I must say that any nubian princess is a welcomed guest at the party.

What's up with the rules, Duke??? Are you not READING what Julz is writing??? Make a rule just so the REDHEADS and Jen can break it! LOL

I don't think he's understanding me, Cj, but that's cool.....parties with rules are a drag...let's meet up at the secret hiding place and pick up where we left off...XOXOXO

I can attest to Julz natural redness...and I must say...very fetching Julz.

Between your hubby and mine, I say "Bring it on"....we will dance naked unmolested by Mr. Draven and his perverted bouncers. Cj, Marti, it's on.

Julz, where is our secret place? I forget... (MS you know...) As far as redheadedness, like I can help it I became like the olde wise ones early? I like to think of it as a natural enhancement... xo Cj

Well, Im blonde, too many posts to read what has been happening since the beginning, but I guess Im out of the big meeting, being that Im a blonde, soooo, can I join you other witches at the other secret place? I hate that blonde stigma, ya know, geez I already get it in the wheel chair, or with the cane pufh lol
xoxoxoxoxo DragonflyLADY (Mimi);-)

There is no hair color preference...no rules to our parties!!!!! Just bring ice, we never have enough...Jen and Cj use it to freeze packages of peas to put in everyone's goodie bags...;)

DragonflyLady, we're just looking for some good womyn whom I'm sure you are one for our dirt brothel (I think that's what Jen calls it...). I think we all dig in the dirt (am I remembering correctly Julz?), and have similar sensibilities...

Casmira, I hope you're still around as well... Maybe I'll be able to be on here later tonight since the man seems to have energy. (It's a drag when he goes to bed and listens to me type...)

Now, darlings, we need to plan that New Moon Party for next Friday... xo Cj

Your constantly griping has been heard. High Priestess Connie has met with The Council and they have decided to completely revise witch doctrinaire.
Although blonde witches go against tradition, they will now have full witch status and can get naked and attend all festivals and meetings (Whoopee!). Excuse me.
However, under the Reformed Witch Book of 2008, all non-Warlock males are still not permitted to partake in any festivals or ceremonies.
That means your husbands and boyfriends are not allowed in, according to me--I mean the revised rules.
I'm sorry, but that's the way things go. I don't make the rules, I just pass down the memos. You got a problem with it, take it up to the HP.