that's funny

that's funny

That is so hilarious!!!! Poor dad!

WHEN MY SON WAS 3 HIS FRIST SENTENCE WAS EAT SHIT AND DIE.

MY DAUGHTER ASKED WHATS WAS 4 DINNER I SAID HAMBERGERS AND SHE SAID SHE DID NOT WANT 2 EAT THEM AND THEN MY SON TURNED AROUND N SAID.....WE ALL STOOD THERE N STARTING 2 LAUGH

FYI..WE HAD 2 BOYS THAT LIVED UPSTAIRS N THATS ALL THEY WOULD SAY 2 EACH OTHER, GUESS HE HEARD IT FROM THEM

My neise, "Mommy the birds are barking"

I was talking to my husband the other day and my 2 year old was listening. Well, his cell dropped the signal and so I said, "Are you there? Can you hear me?" and my daughter said, "Daddy can't hear you?" I said, "No, he can't hear me." Then she said "Well, that's terrible!" It sounded a lot funnier than it looks written here, but I will share anyway..lol

BUMP

the ones i can remember recently are-
my 4 year old was asking about the muzzle i put on my heeler when i take him to the vet,then he said i wish we had a muzzle for daddy.i said daddy doesn't bite,he said i know but he would look funny in a muzzle.
one of my 6 year olds called and left his dad a message at work one day when he was missing him " daddy this is your boss, your fired giggles now you can come home giggles"

just said by my other 6 year old.he woke up and asked his dad if he could have a bowl of halloween candy for breakfast. dad said why not just have a bowl of sugar. he said daddy that wouldn't be healthy

Too cute!

now remember my spelling is bad so work with me (LOL)
when my sixteen year old was five he was haveing a end of the year picnic for kendergarden. the teacher asked him to go home and tell his mommy he needed to bring in the condements. when I picked him up from school he said mommy my teacher wants me to bring condems to school tomorrow, yoe could emagen the look on my face.....
then he continued to say you know, ketchup, mustard, that kind of stuff..
It was very funny.. and the teacher got a kick out of it too.
april

tooo funny

When my one niece was small she told me her Mom was making "Rot post"(pot roast) for dinner

My other niece's birthday is tomorrow. She said she wanted "Diego's homo rescue center"
Now you know I would not ask for that at Toys R Us so she got the Dora cash register.

When my daughter was about 4, she was told to clean up the mess in her room by my wife and I. As she didn't do it before bed like she was supposed to, she got scolded and was told to stay up late and get it done.

She responded while she was crying, "How can I clean up my room when my heart is broken!" Maybe you had to be there, but it was the most adorable thing you could ever imagine.

My 3 year old grandson fell off the couch while playing..hit his head on the floor. He groaned and moaned "My brain hurts". It was funny at the time. lol