A beautiful redhead was having dinner in a restaurant.  Nearby was an older gentleman having dinner alone.   All of a sudden she sneezed and her glass eye popped out . It flew toward the old fellow and he reached out and caught it.  (Wait , it gets better) He brought it to her and they started to have a great conversation.  Afterwards she invited him over to her place.  He went over and they had drinks conversation and a good old time.  

The next morning she made him a delicious breakfast with bacon, eggs, potatoes, toast and the best coffee.

He was so thrilled at the way things went and he said "I can't beleve you've gone out of your way to treat me so nice, Thank you very much.

She said Well, you  caught my eye.