I feel like one of those ducks they fish out of the water and wash with Dawn detergent to get the oil from oil spills off of them! It's gross. I wash my hair, twice, not even any conditioner and the next day it's an oil slick. It's not just a little dirty it's an oily stringy mess. It's not the shampoo. It's me! Not only the hair but my face as well! If I went out in the sun I think I might fry!
Oh and here's a tx. tip- Do not drink chocolate milk with your riba! It's a horrible plan. It sounded so good and I thought it might be ok, even soothing. I was wrong. You know that washing machine feeling you get in your stomach on tx? Well, if you get the washing machine unbalanced and the heavy wet clothes are making the machine walk all over the floor all while still trying to spin? That's chocolate milk + riba. Don't do it! Warning Will Robinson! Danger!
Remind me how I was going to ace this thing called treatment. Last week blew. Man, was I sick!
I think I will go get a sea shell and scrape the oil off my skin like the ancient Greek.