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I do try to keep my dating searches to within 100 miles from where I live.
To the woman that crapped in my car -
I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had chemistry sitting at McMenamins sharing that basket of Cajun Tots while drinking the Terminator Stout. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please dont feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me was meant to be funny, not offensive.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncles lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I dont think anyone wins 100% of the time. Thats why they call it gambling. Im the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit betterlike when youre not sitting on a heated leather seat
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call, Tad
P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening earlyTouch
He's online night now on the dating site.
I'd like to rip him a new one, but I think I'll just leave it be.
There is the tiniest possibility that we had our days mixed up, except he did not answer his phone when I called him - TWICE.
I have messaged another man that I've been talking to, to see what he was doing. He responded once. But not to my next message.
Seriously?!