God? Lima beans? Were you serious?

SADLY THERE'S PEOPLE THAT LIKE LIMA BEANS, AND USE THEM IN THEIR DAILY MEALS. IT'S MOSTLY IN OTHER COUNTRIES, BUT GOD IS NOT JUST THE GOD OF AMERICA BUT THE ENTIRE WORLD.
YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T EAT IT.

couldnt u hav jus used a cookie cutter?
and wots with this free will BS?

PLEASE TELL ME THE ENJOYMENT OF FORCING SOMEONE TO LOVE YOU...THERE IS NONE. BUT IF YOU LOVE THROUGH THE OUTPOURING OF KINDNESS IN YOUR HEART IT IS VERY POWERFUL AND CAN CHANGE THE STATE OF YOUR LIFE AND CAN CHANGE THE WORLD.
LOVE IS A VERY POWERFUL THING.

VICKY, IF I MADE A COOKIE CUTTER, HOW BORING WOULD THIS WORLD BE. THERE WOULDN'T BE LOVELY PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELF.
BESIDES DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS.

I'm with Steph...why in the hell invent Lima Beans? YUCK. How about LIVER? Why would you put the idea in my Mothers head that LIVER and LIMA BEANS were good in the same meal? Why?

SEE #61

Did you invent Karma or did we invent the idea to passively and timidly avoid retaliation on those who've inflicted us?
IN A SENCE, YES. CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT,...YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW, WHAT YOU GIVE IT WILL BE GIVEN UNTO YOU, YOU GET IN WHAT YOU PUT IN, AND WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND...THIS ALL CAME FROM ME... THE G-O-D.

God is awesome....
WHY THANK YOU BEYBEY...NOW CAN I GET AN AMEN FROM THE CONGREGATION AND GET EVERYONE TO BELIEVE IN THIS FACT...NOW THAT IS THE QUESTION, BUT I ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER AND I'M NOT TELLING...YET.

*sings in harmony with the other board members*

"What if God was one of us?"
WELL, JESUS WAS ONE OF US AND THOSE THAT BELIEVE IN JESUS ARE A LITTLE PIECE OF GOD'S MAJESTY WALKING AMONG ALL OF US. YOU CAN ALL BE SON'S AND DAUGHTER'S OF GOD, BUT HE IS STILL THE FATHER AND CAN DISCIPLINE HIS CHILDREN IF NEED BE.
TRUST ME, THIS I KNOW.OUCH.

jesus loves me this I know.:)

I JUST REALLY LOVE THIS SONG...ALONG WITH KUM BY YA WHICH MEANS COME BY HERE IN SOME OTHER LANGUAGE THAT I DON'T SPEAK OUT OF SOUTH CAROLINA.(THAT WAS FOR BUTTERFLY)

okay..my mom 5'10"..my dad 6ft..my bro 6'4".....and me 5'6"...why did I get screwed in the genetic makeup?
I MADE YOU PERFECT AND ON PURPOSE. YOU ARE PERFECTLY AND WONDERFULLY MADE...EVEN IF YOUR NOT AS TALL AS THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY. YOU'RE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
AND I(GOD)LOVE YOU.

Why do skinny people get cellulite? That's just MEAN!
SEE #68

GOD can our friends and family that passed away see us when we masterbate?

GOOD QUESTION. TWO THEORIES OF THOUGHT ON THIS ONE.
THEY'RE TOO BUSY PRAISING GOD(OR BURNING) TO NOTICE, OR THEY ARE LOOKING DOWN ON US FROM THE BLIMP WITH GOD, AND IN THAT CASE, YES THEY CAN SEE EVERY THING YOU DO.*SHUDDERS*

The platypus what the hell dude, A beaver with a duck's bill, it's a mammal but it lays eggs. Were you just trying to Screw with Darwin's mind
I MADE IT JUST FOR YOU TO BE IN AWE OF MY CREATION. EVERY CREATURE HAS IT'S PLACE AND PURPOSE IN CREATION WHETHER YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS OR NOT.
OH AND DARWIN WAS JUST A HATER, AND HE'S NOT DOING TO WELL RIGHT NOW, IT'S PRETTY HOT RIGHT NOW FOR HIM...IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Had you been hitting the sacramental wine too hard when you made that one
NO JUST CREATIVE, AND IT SERVES A VERY SPECIFIC PURPOSE IN CREATION, NOT TO MENTION THAT I KNOW YOU LOVE IT.

IF JESUS WAS A GANGSTA AND A COWBOYS FAN, WOULD HE LOOK LIKE ME?

YEP, PRETTY DAMN CLOSE, BUT HE WASN'T, SILLY. OH BUT IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT I AM A COWBOYS FAN, THEY DIDN'T BUILD TEXAS STADIUM ON ACCIDENT.

Why am I a hypocrite?
BECAUSE YOU CALL YOURSELF ONE.
EVERYONE IS EVENTUALLY GOING TO TELL SOMEONE SOMETHING AND DO THE EXACT SAME THING. THAT'S WHY I GAVE THE WORLD JESUS IN THE FIRST PLACE. TO WASH IT ALL AWAY WITH HIS BLOOD. SO JUST BE YOU AND ENJOY BEING YOU...I KNOW THAT I'M ENTERTAINED BY IT.

Why have we not got three arms so we can carrying a dinner tray and open the door too.
BECAUSE I MADE YOU PERFECT BY DESIGN AND VERY RESOURCEFUL, YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR HAVEN'T YOU.