u mite have fibro if u start to type a comment on the DS page and u dont complet

You might have fibro if...

you can't actually play the Wii, so you instead tell your kids how to play it

you have plans to go out for one hour and it takes six hours to get ready to go: hour 1: shower, hour 2: rest, hour 3: do hair and makeup, hour 4: meditate, hour 5: take meds, hour 6: rest.

Cyndi

You might have fibro if you and your grandmothers medicine cabinet match

you might have fibro if the dr always says "i dont know why you hurt so bad your healthy as a horse"

- if the "old lady" in the grocery store tells you to walk faster.............LMAO.............sorry i found that one funny

you might have fibro if you and your matress fight more than a UFC championship match

ok i think im done now sorry i got on a roll i needed to laugh about this for once considering it laughs at my expense all the time

You may have Fibromyalgia if the procrastinator's organization has made you king/queen.

You may have Fibromyalgia if you walk towards your kitchen and on the way you spot something on your table you don't remember buying, have to think several minutes as to where you may have gotten it, give up and move on, and when you arrive in the kitchen, grab what you want, go back to sit down, and then realize that you wanted a glass of water, not a twinkie and a glass of milk.

But you *really* have fibromyalgia if after the above circumstance, you go to the kitchen for the glass of water and come back with a bowl of soup.

if you wish you really werent blessed with apposable thumbs and wish you didnt even have hands....you arent ungrateful you have shoes but some days you wish you didnt have feet~

if you have more pillows in your bed than a pillow store

You might have fibro if... you have five heating pads and still need one more. :o)

You might have fibro if-
you just had something, cna't find it and it's in your hand..........I've done this before
Andrea

You might be a fibromite,
If you can't find your room through the fog and can't remember why you even wanted to.....

Oh my, I needed a laugh, great idea.


Hmmm, You might have fibro if you've created many good one liners to say to people that joke about you carrying a seat cushion but you can't remember just how they went when the time comes to talk back.


I like the one about your husband asking what you did today and giving up trying to get a good response

You might have FMS if you tell your students to "do what I ment not what I said!"
When I taught I remember saying things like, "when your done painting wash your brushes in the drawer and then put them in the sink."

Now I say weird things to my husband all the time. He still feels the need to correct me most of the time, but I just laugh.
Anyone have a good one of those moments recently?