You might have fybro if you talk to someone and they get mad bc, you asked them the same question 3 times during the conversation.

You might have fybro if you are going somewhere with your friends and you are not driving and forget where you are going and have to think about it for five minutes.

You might have fybro if sleeping is your hobby. :)

You might have fibro if you can't find your phone and you call it from another phone then can barely hear the thing because you set it down in the refrefrigerator while grabbing items from the bottom shelf.

You might have fibro if you find yellow sticky notes in your purse with messages in your writing that makes you think, "huh?"

You might have fibro if it takes you 3 full mins to remember how to turn on the vacuum you've owned for 3 years. True Story

You might have fibro if....

You yell OUCH going up a flight of stairs but forget why by the time you reach the top....

You might have fibro if you zone out while on the phone with a friend and have no idea whats going on so you just say yeah and hope its a good response.

You might have firbo if you walk into the kitchen stand there for 5 minutes just to remember you were actually on your way to the bathroom.

You might have fibro when you are watching one of your favorite shows and 2 seconds after a commercial comes on you can't remember what you are watching.

You might have fibro when your 7 year old has to remind you of everything you are supposed to do because no matter how many lists you have you can't remember to look at them.

I know they aren't that funny but eh lol

True (funny) story:

Me: Omg, what the heck, I hate how I"m always losing things when my fibro fog is acting up!
Mom: What did you lose?
Me: The stupid phone. I cannot find it anywhere!
Mom: Sweetie...you're talking to me on the phone.

Sure enough, I had it crammed between my shoulder and ear while stomping around looking for the phone! >.

Today I was in the car with my hubby and I told OMG they have the funniest Fibro Jokes on DS and he just sat there looking at me until finally he said well..... I said well what you think I can remember any of them I just remember laughing so I know they were funny!

You might have fibro if you are walking through the parking lot after you finished shopping toward where you parked your car and can't find it. So you turn to hubby who is about 2 steps behind you and say in a whiny voice "omg, where is our car?" after all it sure seemed that you parked much closer when you went into the store and no way could it be taking this long to get back. You are thinking I cannot be going the right way. And he looks at you and says "WOW...Really??" then makes a gesture with his head for you to look at what he is looking at look to find that you are standing directly beside the passenger door of your car and never even recognized it!

Yep sadly enough, it's a TRUE story!

Take Care, Dawn

FM is like going out to meet new friends everyday. thay are the same people you met the day before but thay are new none the less.

You might have fibro if:
You try to order General Tso's from the Chinese restaurant and the only thing you can think of is to say to the lady on the other end of the phone..."You know the chicken one"
"Nope, lots of chicken ones"
"You know the one with the Soldiers"
She was very patient, after about 3 minutes of going back and forth, we finally figured it out.
I was surprised that they actually made my order and didn't think I was some wacko trying to prank call them.
Kim

You might have fibro when....you go to the store and at the checkout you take so long to get your money out of your purse that the cashier says loudly "do you want me to count out the money Dear?"

I was talking to my friend she is going to do the color me rad 5 k run I told her awww I wish I could do that they should do one for Fibro but it would have to be a 5 sec walk instead of a 5k run and they would need to have a lot of super comfy chairs because we can't stand for that long :) also call us right before we need to leave and then when we should be halfway there so we don't fibro fog it

This is great but need time to think of some.

You might have fibro... if all you co-workers, and kid, are constantly telling you what you meant to say... 'cuz what you said made ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE! bahahahahahaha