Puffy carbuncles

and it has big sharp claws and

razor sharp scales on his back. (He's a he right?)

(He is now) with a 150 lb scaly, strong tail

that can snap a dragon's head off in one swift swish,

and a long, snaky, black tongue split down the middle, and

slimy shit gooing all over the fuckin' place

with 5-inch red horns and

10" brown horns that carry blood sucking crickets

He smells of rotting flesh and thinks purely evil thoughts (hmm, I think I know who he is)

Hmmm I've no clue, sounds devilish, perhaps . I can smell him from here. Lol blood sucking crickets!
He walks on his hind Spikey legs at night. ( kinda like those hopping camel crickets that jump towards you in your damn dark, dusty basement at night). And he makes weird noises like the "predator"...

Uh-oh.

He is silicone based and never had a soul

He's silicone based and never had a soul, and

he lives in a tube in the tool room, and