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erniecoolcat 07/06/2013

It is 7.5 feet tall and covered with long thick hair and

oOoREBoOo 08/06/2013

is spitting out arms and legs

peepers21 08/06/2013

and wombats from Austrailia,

erniecoolcat 08/06/2013

and won't call ya back after a date . . . rape and

peepers21 08/06/2013

A Good hair washing. He reeks of Asian fish sauce, dripping ramen from his nether regions.

erniecoolcat 08/07/2013

("Monsters are such interesting people. Bobby pins please")

erniecoolcat 08/07/2013

, and his breath smelled of sulfur and rotten food, and

oOoREBoOo 08/07/2013

he sings "said a hep hop the heppie the heppie
to the hep hep hop, a you dont stop
rock it out baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang
the boogie to the boogie da beat " (borrowed from Sugarhill Gang)

deleted_user 08/07/2013

'your adversary the devil prowls around like a roaring lion seeking those whom he may devour' . .

besides humans, I believe one of his favorites is the honey badger . . n' shit . . . on buttered toast points.

erniecoolcat 08/07/2013

and like the honey badger, he don't give an 'n shit, and

deleted_user 08/07/2013

he'll eat anything

erniecoolcat 08/07/2013

with a pulse but turns his beak up to dead flesh, and

erniecoolcat 08/14/2013

and he never flosses and

oOoREBoOo 08/14/2013

and bites hard while eating you!

erniecoolcat 08/14/2013

He will defile your omelette and other human treats and

oOoREBoOo 08/14/2013

belch it all in your face!! Oooh, a TRUE monster!

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