It is 7.5 feet tall and covered with long thick hair and
erniecoolcat
He will eat your first and second born with delight and
GanjaMama
that scares the shit outta me.
Ozzita
I will bite that F#@$%^% monster's ass off with fangs of death!!!
erniecoolcat
and he often wreaks of vinegar-based BBQ sauce as he eats people in some parts of the South,
erniecoolcat
and he often reeks of vinegar-based BBQ sauce as he eats people in some parts of the South,
NZmumof3
and while doing all this repeats the words: *moist* and refers to you as *hun*, *sweetie* or *lovely*
NZmumof3
and while doing all this refers to you as *hun*, *sweetie* or *lovely* and repeatedly throws in *moist* to the torture
NZmumof3
and while doing all this refers to you as *hun*, *sweetie* or *lovely* and repeatedly throws in *moist*
erniecoolcat
and whistles obnoxiously after each kill, and
erniecoolcat
it feeds the pigeons drawing them closer . . . then snatch! It thrn gobbles them down after eating their heads and sucking out their bloody juices like miniature appetizers, unable to stop at a few like potato chips, and
NZmumof3
obviously (when viewed from the rear) has a very bad case of intestinal worms which explains why it is never satisfied and why it leaves a wiggly trail everywhere it goes and...
erniecoolcat
and will shut your government down and laugh while
erniecoolcat
he eats all of your Halloween candy and substitutes your caramel apples with caramel onions and
oOoREBoOo
litters your yard with squirrel carcasses...
erniecoolcat
raw onions and peppers further adding flavor and scent to his sulfur breath all the while
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