Don't try this at home, kids. It takes a true professional to create a desk this messy.

LMAO!!! You win!

All you're missing is a cat. :)

I tell my 8-year old:"Don't put anything else on my desk" He's so silly. He cut up pieces of paper, told me they are bookmarks, and he is SELLING them for $1.00/apiece. Silly guy. I bought 2. Silly me!

So, I have all these cut-up pieces of paper on my desk too. GEE!

I have on my desk my printer, a stack of old papers, headphones, my MP3 player, a glass of water, baby oil (I DON'T know why I even have it), 4 types of ibuprofen, Pepto Bismol, contact solution, contacts & glasses case, a picture frame w/o a picture in it, my sunglasses, a book, a small jar thingy of potpourri and my alarm clock.

It's been messier...

Alphonsus... Mine is easily as bad.
I forgot to add cologne, Advil, batteries a few bracelets, a tape measure, assorted business cards, scissors, money, till receipts, rings... God... The list could go on...

i think darkness has the worst one so far. lmao!

Yes... I just read hers... I concede! She got me beat!

Hmm here is the big list of junk on my computer desk:
2 speakeers, a mp3 player with speakers, 2 staplers,batteries,glue,clear tape,cd marker,hole puncher,10 memory cards,a usb stick,stacks of printing paper, blanks dvd's and cd's,photo paper,a guitar amp,a teddy bear and a photo framed of my son and his g/f who have been dating for 9 months now..pretty serious for 15 huh?..Me thinks someone needs to tidy this desk!

ill describe coffee table since my desk upstairs has nothing at all on it! i have, bottle of coke, 4 remotes lined in order of size, 3 inhalers, and 3 conkers (2 with laces through them) also tv guide and back scratcher on bottom shelf

A container of floppy disc's I have no use for, address book, rolodex, crayons, a hand-carved souviner pipe from Jamaica, lamp, flashlight, prescription safety eye-glasses complete with side-shields, scraps of a chocolate easter bunny, spare ink cartridges for a printer that does not work, legal papers, repair solution for cd's...imagine I have room for knick-knacks!! I got that too! cd rom games,a stack of paid bills, a stack of unpaid bills, envelopes, stamps, an ashtray, tape dispenser, 2 scented candles...

I want to thank you for reminding me to clean the desk!

mine is a poor mans desk... its a lever arch file *hangs head* lol, stops the laptop from overheating but there isnt much room for anything else. =]

All the important things....obviously!!! An Ashtray, a scented candle to take the smell of smoke away, a drinks mat, a pen/pencil holder, a notepad holder, several lipsticks, my mobile phone.....oh..and a picture of the little red alien!!!!....lol

aww thank you luv sniff sniff tearing up here ,, I have way to much junk on mine

comfortable chaos that drives my office mates mad

Here..Repo....see the next time you send me a picture of yourself....would you maybe not decide to morph, now I dont recognise you!!! x