I know... I hate it when I shart the suit....... I have to jump into a vat of furbreeze......

when I was in High School the prom queen and king were drinking red wine before and during the dance... The girl got so drunk she was sitting on his lap, him in his white suit, and she shit his lap..... no kidding........ ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..... that would so suck.... *I wonder if they still dated after that*

Laughing so hard right now..tears are coming out of my eyes.

check please !

My ex brother in law was so drunk one night, he shit, puked and pissed himself. Then the funny part of it was he fell over and landed face first in his puke...I laughed when I heard what he did. Mostly because he is a fucktard...

lmfao Beth.... my kinda man...... NOT

My mom once drank a bunch of tequilla with my aunt Ruby (hated that woman).. and got sick heading to the bathroom and puked all over, the force was so bad it made her shit herself..... Im so glad I wasnt there... My sister and brothers had to clean up after her.... Oh my.....

YYYYYIKES!!! (*runs out of the room*)

PMSL!! OMG!

I wonder if this issue is covered in the "sticky topics" section?

lmao eeeeew, my mate shat herself on the way to the pictures, only a little bit, she just went so serious and was determined to go home. Hilarious the way her face went from laughter to dead pan serious

Yes I have. To make it worse...it's happened multiple times! haha.

I've shat myself in my friends bed before. After alot of a gin 'n' drugs binge weekend. It was not pleasant.

I've sharted on a national express bus...

I've sharted in a post office queue...

I've sharted at work.


I'm not painting a very attractive picture of myself here, am i? hah.

lol when i was 15 yrs old i was on a prop plane with no bathroom, and i have always had a fear of flying.

it was disgusting. (lol)

I learned very early in life to have spectacular sphincter control.

If you knew my dad, you'd understand LMAO

BUT...I have been so nuts about shitting in a public bathroom that I literally hobbled, doubled over, into my apartment after work on numerous occasions. Oh, and have DEFINITELY run home on lunch breaks to take a crap. All the time. There use to be a group of us, actually, who were so disgusted with the bathrooms at work that we'd use my apartment (very close by) on lunch break lol

summer, non of my male friends have this problem, they'd shit soon as look at a toilet, and I'm a camper. I'd still rather drop my load in a bush than in a public toilet lol

LOL yeah, never met a guy who had an issue with it either...

I remembered a good shit story...

My parents were camping back before I was born, with another couple. The other couple had this little dog. My dad (notorious for potty humor) was taking a crap in the woods...dog came up and sniffed his ass...dog got crapped on.

Apparently he ran back to the campsite crying, covered in shit (my dad was hung over...ick ick ick). The other couple left early because he refused to clean it up or even admit it.

So wrong, but fucken hilarious :P