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I dont make em up, I just repeat em.. So if you dont like em, tell the writer not me.. roflmao
Let's Offend Everybody!
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q.. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call i t when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it..
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins.... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this --
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
OH shut up.......I just pass'em on
Let's Offend Everybody!
Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q.. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong.
Q. What do you call i t when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it..
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins...'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins.... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this --
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
OH shut up.......I just pass'em on
I needed this laugh! Thanks!
And, i'm Sicilian, not Italian so that one didn't affect me (although I do talk with my hands a LOT)
What sound does an italian's car make when it gets a flat?
WOP! WOP! WOP!
Wait, why am I laughing?
Why are racist jokes always funny?
one is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker
my dad will love these.
2 hours of begging.
How do you brainwash a Irishman?
Give him a enema.
What happens when a Jew walks into the wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
A: Trust me.
http://www.dailystrength.org/groups/offensive-sick-tasteless-humor
The link is to the ultimate potentially offending group here on DS. I created it when I was under my old user name (StillOfTheNight).
A Minnesota milking farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since
the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it
on himself first. So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment,
turned the switch on and everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized
that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did.
When the fun was over, though, he quickly discovered that he couldn't
remove the instrument from his penis. He read the manual, but didn't
find any useful information. He tried every button on the instrument, but
still without success. Finally, the farmer decided to call the supplier's
Customer Service Hot Line. "Hello, I just bought a milking machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will
release automatically once it's collected two gallons.