Since everyone else is apologizing, I thought I'd jump on the band wagon. I'll take responsibility for the actions of anyone who hasn't spoken up yet but is feeling guilty about something. It's all my fault. Take no blame yourself. I did it, and I will punish myself appropriately. (One less potato chip at today's Christmas party. Damn, I was looking forward to that, too. Oh well.)

I beg your forgiveness, although I don't expect it, because no one has any real clue as to what I did, including myself. While I feel remorse, I refuse to let myself get into a bad mood about it, because I'm stubborn that way.

So, I take on all of your sins, and will live in chip deprivation as a result. Everyone should be much happier now. I know I am. :)

Happy snow day. :)