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Calling all *fucktards*

meandthebeast
meandthebeast
The fucktard bus is in motion and is heading to your house.. Be ready to jump on.. We only wait for 30 seconds.. You are either ready and get on or you miss out on all the fun.

We have drs. lawyers and indian chiefs.. we have food , music, drugs... Anything your little fucktard heart desires.. But no fucking whining.. This is the time to let lose and enjoy the ride..

*The wheels on the bus go round and round... meep meep*
deleted_user
deleted_user
Quit making us look bad with all that running, we're riding here.
tim2218
tim2218
Could Becky bring appetizers..? That woman can throw down in the kitchen..!!
meandthebeast
meandthebeast
Yep... Becky is a great cook... *whats for dinna?*

We just stopped and picked up that 85 year old looking woman flipping the bird on the freeway and causing accidents.. She has her granny panties down and is flashing a big mooner out the window.. I knew this would be a fun ride..

Bistro, is that a pickle in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Just remember, busdriver, no speeding! (I knew my avatar of Ponch would come in handy someday)
deleted_user
deleted_user
LOL beastie,, yeah that's Mrs Flippoonery, she's got every kid's baseball in the neighborhood stuck in her support hose.
meandthebeast
meandthebeast
roflmao Peppers.. I rike her a rot..

Cerq... no tickets here.. we play by the rules........*snickers under my breath*
BeckyK
BeckyK
For dinner I am making Tuscan Pork Madallions and Garlic Mashed Potatoes and Green Beans.

There is plenty for all, so dig in!
meandthebeast
meandthebeast
wahooooooooooo... *ties a napkin around my neck and goes in with both hands*
deleted_user
deleted_user
Jumps on .... Proceeds to the Drink Tank swigs down a big glass of Crown on the rocks ..... Runs to the back of the bus and MOONS everyone on the Highway..... Yells take that and you know you can kiss it ...... Gawd I love being a delinquent :P Lord I hpe none of those other drivers have road age LO
deleted_user
deleted_user
FINE!
I'm getting on the bus too. (but only because that old flip the bird lady is coming too)
Now...Amuse me you fools, and we can all fly our freak flags. :)
deleted_user
deleted_user
I remember when Mrs Flippoonery married the Mr F.. boy he sure could do a mean slam on the breaks *sigh* right after he went left of center and ran over that curb,, I think they've been good for each other.
deleted_user
deleted_user
You guys are killing me!! I'm supposed to be working, but I'm LMAO!!

So we have: a bear driving the bus, an owl flapping wings on top, a teddybear enjoying the bumps in the road, an old-ass bitter lady giving everybody the finger, cowboy cookies, and DINNER?

OK, count me in!! LOL!!

My co-workers are certain I'm nutzz by now.
RaeFx
RaeFx
Hey fellow Fucktards! Been a while since I jumped on. I am sans Repo, but I have some jello shots to pass around!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
PT--It's called meditative running. It's all in my mind. My feet never hit the ground. I'm riding and staying close to those jello shots!
Bistro
Bistro
FUCKTARDAROMA!!!!!!!!!